Disney's dark secret

Disclaimer: This post is meant only as a joke and is not meant to offend anyone.

So, sorry that I haven't posted in a few weeks. My internet was down on the day that I felt like blogging, so nothing got written for a while. That's the way it goes. Anyway, I said that I'd disclose Disney's dark secret, so here goes.

This discovery came out of a conversation that I had with a mission buddy of mine. He posed the following question: What's the deal with Pluto?

Since, the specificity of his question left something to be desired I inquired further about what he meant and received the following explanation, "Well, Goofy is a dog, right? And Pluto is a dog, but Goofy walks around and talks to people, while Pluto is just like a regular dog. So what's up with Pluto, is he just a different breed or something?"

Before I go any further with this, I should probably address what you're thinking about right now, and Yes. Guys do spend a lot of time thinking about things like this.

Ready for the answer? Here it is. Pluto isn't a different breed or anything, he just slow, but there are no organizations in the Disney world to fight for his rights so Mickey goes right on treating him like a dog. When the big story breaks and someone writes the massive expose on the Disney world, remember that you heard it from me first.